Judeophobic Sister On Youtube Is A Cop

In a recent post I showed how ridiculous a couple of Judeophobic sisters were. I didn't have to say much, the video I posted did all the talking for me.

Well it turns out that one of the sisters is Susan L. Purtee. As is turns out, she is a patrol cop with the Columbus police force.

The sisters post on Youtube as the Subie Sisters aka The Patriot Dames.

Purtee has been a cop now for 15 years and is apparently close to retirement and a pension. Why she was hired in the first place is a mystery. Back in 1991 the following report was made:

"Undependable, walks off the job (quits) when things don't go her way; job history is deplorable, has not had a steady job for any length of time; several references of insubordination. She claims that she has had so many jobs because she doesn't like direction…

"Has worked 20 years and has nothing to show for it (heavily in debt)," he continued. "Applicant is shallow and does not accept criticism well."

The board's opinion, dated July 31, 1991, was unanimous: Purtee was not acceptable.

On Nov. 10, records show, the city hired her anyway.

She was 100th in her class of 116 at St. Francis DeSales High School, and at the time of her interview was driving an uninsured car.

"Seems to use poor judgment on big decisions," wrote Kim Jacobs, now a division commander.

"Does not like people telling her what to do," wrote Lt. Rickert M. Shewring. "Very opinionated. Is judgmental about people."

Board members noted that she had married and divorced twice, once to a man 32 years her senior and then to a man she met at her first husband's funeral who "left country due to immigration problems," in the words of one reviewer.

After a year of marriage, that husband borrowed all of Purtee's money, $1,500, and left the country because he didn't have his green card, the background report said. They divorced in 1986.

I don't understand why this hasn't made cable news or network news yet. I thought, according to the Subie sisters at least, that the Joooos controlled the media:)


The Utube Blog reports that Purtee has been reassigned to a desk job for now and offers the following opinion about Purtee and free speech:

Analysis: I was interviewed yesterday by a local radio station about whether the officer can be disciplined or whether her speech is protected by the First Amendment. The short answer is: Under Supreme Court case law, I believe the Columbus Police Department can discipline Officer Purtee — even fire her — without any First Amendment problem. (I can’t speak to the City’s internal employee regulations or code of conduct.)

The test under the First Amendment for speech by a public employee is twofold: (1) “Whether the employee spoke as a citizen on a matter of public concern,” and (2) if so, “whether the government entity had an adequate justification for treating the employee differently from any other member of the general public,” such as restricting “speech that has some potential to affect the entity’s operations.” Garcetti v. Ceballos, 126 S. Ct. 1951, 1958 (2006).

In this case, it’s at least debatable whether the speech in the videos involve a “matter of public concern.” If they don’t, then there’s no First Amendment claim for the public employee. But even if they do involve matters of public concern, the government has discretion to restrict speech that has some potential to affect the entity’s operations. In this case, the Columbus Police Department would have a very strong basis to conclude that racially incendiary videos disseminated by a police officer — even while off-duty — can undermine the public’s trust and confidence in the police department, and in the fair and equal administration of law enforcement. Courts would give a lot of leeway to the police department in this kind of case.

In an audio available at the Vanguard News Network. One idiot white supremacist admits to be in contact with Purtee by email, and stated that in the near future he expects the Subie Sisters to be featured on the network. Vanguard's motto "No Jews, Just Right."

What do you think about Purtee still being on the force?

Cross posted at The Atheist Jew.

Picture courtesy of PC Apostate. Thanks Chris.

Jackie Mason, The Ultimate Jew On Youtube

Jackie Mason (The Ultimate Jew) has a Youtube channel and he posts twice a week. I posted the following video on political correctness on my Atheist Jew blog as well, but felt it needed to go here because of all the paranoid Joooo obsessed lurkers I have here:


The reason I posted this here is to further make fun of the Joooo paranoid internet circus freaks like Putrid Grime and Chris Wombat. Oh, and I notice that Putrid Patrick has moved his blog to Wordpress at the same time his paranoia has reached massive proportions when it comes to Google and Joooos. LMAO. This clown is a riot. I picture him smoking Camel cigarettes wearing a tin foil hat while he shakes at his computer reflecting about his worthless life.

Oh, back to Jackie Mason. In the video, Jackie does tell it like it is. A white American walks on eggshells because of political correctness. He is against political correctness and so is most people that I know in the blogosphere.

That being said, I can just see how the paranoid freaks are going to spin this video:
"Jackie Mason is pretending to befriend the goyim (ed. note: cattle, LOL, I'm laughing while typing this, ha ha). This is how the Joooos win over whitey, by pretending to stick up for them, while in private they are using this trust to exploit whitey while planning to end the "white race." Yes, the more "white people" like the Jackie Masons and Jerry Seinfelds of the world, the more the Joooos are able to take over the media and push their agenda to take over the world, as written in the Talmud and the Jewish handbook, The Protocols. It is obvious, Mr. Mason is a Zionist shill. He does what Joooos do best: Power through deception."

Hey, it is easy to figure out these paranoid imbeciles. They are hysterical.

Their blogs are disappearing. The tide must be turning. ROFLMAO. Poor Paranoid Putrid Grime, Blogger didn't want to be associated with his hateful paranoid whinings anymore:)

Dr. Lorraine Day: A Complete Nubjob

From her official web site:

Dr. Lorraine Day reversed her severe, advanced cancer by rebuilding her immune system by natural therapies, so her body could heal itself.

Dr. Day is an internationally acclaimed orthopedic trauma surgeon and best selling author who was for 15 years on the faculty of the University of California, San Francisco, School of Medicine as Associate Professor and Vice Chairman of the Department of Orthopedics. She was also Chief of Orthopedic Surgery at San Francisco General Hospital and is recognized world-wide as an AIDS expert.

She has been invited to lecture extensively throughout the U.S. and the world and has appeared on numerous radio and television shows including 60 minutes, Nightline, CNN Crossfire, Oprah Winfrey, Larry King Live, The 700 Club, John Ankerberg Show, USA Radio Network, Art Bell Radio Show, Three Angels Broadcasting Network and Trinity Broadcasting Network.

Now, from Quackwatch.org:
Stay Away from Dr. Lorraine Day
Stephen Barrett, M.D.

Lorraine Jeanette Day, M.D., would like you to believe that she has discovered the answer to cancer. She would also like you to believe that her experience as a patient has qualified her to give advice about cancer. She warns people not to trust the medical profession and claims that all drugs can cause cancer. Her Web site states that "the entire foundation of conventional medicine is based on ERROR." [1] Her videotapes state that standard cancer treatment has never cured anyone and that nobody should undergo chemotherapy and radiation for any cancer [2]. She claims that (a) all cancers are essentially the same; (b) the basic cause is weakness of the immune system; and (c) her diet-centered program cures people by strengthening their immune system [2]. She states that, "All diseases are caused by a combination of three factors: malnutrition, dehydration, and stress." [3] She tells people that, "Drugs never cure disease; they only change the form and location of the disease." [4] She claims that "sugar is as addictive as cocaine" and paralyzes the immune system for four hours" after eating it [4]. She claims that "osteoporosis is not caused by lack of calcium" and that "the more milk you drink, the more osteoporotic you become." [4] She spouts long lists of health problems that she claims are caused by commonly used foods and drugs [4]. She also advises against vaccination [5] and the use of standard treatment for Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder [6]. She speaks eloquently and from the heart, but her tapes contain hundreds of factual errors and far-fetched claims. In my opinion, her advice is untrustworthy and is particularly dangerous to people with cancer.
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Ok, so she is a raving lunatic. What does this have to do with Judeophobe Watch. Well, it seems that "Dr." Day is a raving Joooo paranoid internet circus freak as well.

The title of her other site, The Good News About God, is kinda sorta misleading.

Scroll down and you'll see that she an Elders of Ziyon buying fruit loop:

Anti-Christianity: A term that is all but absent from the vocabulary of the population even though it is being practiced daily all over the world, including in America. Why? Because the Anti-Christian barrage comes from the media, virtually ALL of which is controlled by the Jews – who HATE Christianity. The media and all the Jewish organizations, including the Jewish ACLU and Jewish Hollywood, spew hatred continually against Christianity yet they scream “Anti-Semitism” when anyone says something that “offends” the Jews, even when that “something” can be proved in a Court of Law to be TRUE!

Anti-Semitism: Here is the definition of Anti-Semitism from the lips of a Jew: “Anti-Semitism does NOT signify opposition to Semitism. THERE IS NO SUCH THING. It is an expression we use effectively as a SMEARWORD, used to brand anyone who brings criticism against us.” Harold W. Rosenthal (Jewish), administrative assistant for then-U.S. Senator Jacob K. Javits (Jewish) of New York, in an interview with American Christian magazine editor, Walter White.

“A man is considered an anti-Semite if he calls a Jew a Jew.” Hillaire Belloc, quoted in Culture Wars (Sept 2000).

“My unpardonable crime,” said Boris Lunachev, a former leader of the Communist Youth in Russia, “was to call a Jew a Jew.”

Eighty to ninety percent of all the “Jews” in the world have NO Semitic ancestry, they are Khazars - - of “Gentile” origin, barbarian Mongol Turks, from the area of Khazaria (now the Caucasus portion of Western Russia), people who, in about 740 A.D., accepted the religion and/or culture of Judaism. Very few, if any, “Jews” in the world today, have any Semitic blood (Semite, from the word Shemite. Shem was one of the sons of Noah). See The Thirteenth Tribe, by Jewish author, Arthur Koestler.

This term, anti-Semitism, is often incorrectly used by “Jews” to smear and discredit non-Jews who are looking for truth in history.

If one tells the truth about the Jews, such as “The Jews own Hollywood” (something they admit to each other), or “The Jews own the media” (something they brag about among themselves), one is considered an “anti-Semite.”

This is a clever subterfuge to eliminate any criticism of any Jew for any thing. If any Jews happen to be involved in any under-handed or even illegal activities, and someone exposes that activity, that person is branded an “anti-Semite.”

It is a convenient way for them to avoid dealing directly with the truth of the issues. So instead, they viciously attack the messenger.

The most anti-Semitic group of people on earth are the Jews, themselves. Arabs are of Semitic origin and the majority of Jews appear to hate the Arabs, at least in Israel. The Israeli government’s plan is to annihilate all Arabs in the same way they are “genociding” the Palestinians.

In addition, the BIG Jews, the leaders of International Jewry, are extremely anti-Semitic because they hate the rank and file Jews who are not in their own “club.”

Iraqi Jews who have immigrated to Israel have been the object of bigotry and prejudice by the eastern European Jews in Israel. Encouraged to relocate in Israel because of their experience as farmers, work that the eastern European Jews feel is beneath them, the Iraqi Jews are treated as second class citizens because they work with their hands.

The rank and file Jews have no idea how expendable they are considered by their own leaders. They are encouraged to live in dangerous war zones, such as Israel and the territories to “secure the land” for their masters, while their leaders live in safety, comfort and luxury in other countries. The rank and file Jews are being used by their Jewish leaders as throw-away pawns in a big-stakes game for control of the world.

When will they wake up?

“Anti-Zionist” Jews? There’s NO SUCH THING! Some Jews claim to be Anti-Zionism, including a group of Orthodox Jews known as the Neturei Karta. The Neturei Karta rabbis have infiltrated non-Zionist Christian organizations and have totally deceived supposedly non-Zionist talk show hosts both on radio and on the internet into believing that they, the Neturei Karta, are, indeed, against Zionism. They also were invited to the recent Iranian Holocaust Revisionist Conference, thereby revealing that they also have deceived the President of Iran.

However, the Neturei Karta is an organization of Jewish Rabbis whose “holiest” book is the Talmud – a book that is the absolute origin of Zionism, Communism, Anti-Christianity, Anti-Gentile hate propaganda, and the total control of the entire world! If anyone believes in the Talmud, they are, by definition, a Zionist, no matter what they pretend to be!

Judaism is a “chameleon” culture/religion. It “becomes” whatever is necessary in order to deceive and trick non-Jews


There is a lot more complete idiocy in her definitions section. But this one got me laughing out loud:

Jewish Zionism: Zionism represents itself as a political movement concerned principally with the establishment of a state in Palestine to be controlled by and for Jews. It began in the late 19th Century and attained its stated objective with the creation in 1948 of the state of Israel by the United Nations (at the insistence of the United States and without the agreement of existing Middle Eastern states). Subsequently Israel doubled the amount of territory it controlled by means of its illegal occupation of the West Bank in the 1967 and 1973 wars.

This is what the average Jew believes about Zionism.

In its current form, Zionism seeks to dominate all of Palestine and the Middle East by means of violence and the threat of violence (using weapons manufactured and purchased with billions of dollars of "aid" supplied by the United States), and to maximize its influence in world affairs and in world history, principally by means of control of the government of the US (primarily by blackmailing its many corrupt politicians), at the expense of the social well-being not only of the Palestinians but of the peoples of all lands.

But Zionism means something very different to the leaders of International Jewry. They know full well that it is a plan to control the entire world, merge all corporations, businesses and financial houses into their hands, destroy all dissidents, and enslave those who are left. Their plan is to eliminate 5.5 billion of the world’s population by forced birth control, abortion, manufactured famines, manufactured pandemic diseases, war, executions, and other ways as revealed on this website.

Read more about her in this post at Science Blogs

What a freak.

Jayne Gardener, Look In The Mirror

I found this little gem of an article on the internet recently. I feel it is worth sharing. It illustrates the insanity within the Joooo paranoid Internet Circus Freak community of Patrick Grimm, Curtis Maynard, and Jayne Gardeners, etc.

"I feel these people raped my soul"
After 6 years away, reformed white supremacist remains angry

The Charleston Gazette/May 7, 2003
By Scott Finn

Kirsten Kaiser once believed that every Jewish synagogue was built on the bones of a Christian woman and Christian boy.

She watched a version of "Jurassic Park" that edited out star Jeff Goldblum because he is Jewish.

And if she disagreed with her husband, a leader of the white-supremacist group National Alliance, he argued and kept her awake for 48 hours at a time until she finally gave in.

Six years ago, she broke away from her husband and the National Alliance. She lost her children, her home, and her identity.

Today, Kaiser has rebuilt her life. She regained custody of her three children, she is taking classes at a community college in Rochester, Minn., and she's remarried a man whom she calls kind and gentle.

But Kaiser still feels angry. She's furious at the years of lies and brainwashing she endured from the National Alliance, which is headquartered in Pocahontas County.

So she speaks out - in media interviews with "20/20" and Good Housekeeping; with a new book, "Bondage of Self"; and to groups like the West Virginia Hate Crimes Task Force, which she is scheduled to address Thursday afternoon. (The meeting is not open to the public.)

"I feel these people raped my soul," Kaiser said. "They took away everything that made Kirsten, Kirsten.

"Hundreds of women like me have gotten hooked up with some man from a racist group who controls their lives. I want them to know that if I can escape and regain my soul, they can too."
Abuse and neglect

Kaiser grew up in a middle-class suburban home, but her mother's mental illness and her father's drinking made her miserable.

As a child, she had trouble walking through her house and couldn't eat at her dining room table because stacks of newspaper and piles of empty peanut-butter jars blocked her way. Her mother couldn't throw anything away.

Also, her mother dressed her up as Shirley Temple and sent her to school that way, leading to relentless teasing from her peers.

"She said that if you ignore it, it will go away. But it never did. It got worse and worse. I was the most hated person in school."

At 14, she began using drugs, but because she received good grades, no one in school paid any attention.

She married at 19. Her parents said she couldn't leave the house unless she did. That marriage lasted only six months, and she moved back with her parents.

Three years later, she met a man named Joseph at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He seemed extremely intelligent, and treated Kaiser like a princess.

He also was a white supremacist, although Kaiser didn't know that at first.

"He said he was a Nationalist. I had no idea what that meant," she said. "He kept talking about this book, 'The Turner Diaries.' I didn't have any friends that talked about books. I thought it would be nice to sit around and talk about anything with anybody."

Three days after they were married, Kaiser said that Joseph changed. He began beating her and told her she had six months to find a job and leave the house.

During this time, she met Kevin Strom, who was at the time the Washington D.C.-area leader for the National Alliance. He also was intelligent (he scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT college-entrance exam) and well-mannered. He read Edgar Allen Poe and other authors she loved, Kaiser said.

"He was cute, he didn't look like he would hit anybody, and I already knew I had to leave," she said.
Life in the compound

They soon married, and in 1991, Strom moved her to the Pocahontas County compound founded by William Pierce, the leader of the National Alliance and author of "The Turner Diaries," which is said to have inspired Timothy McVeigh's bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City.

At the time, Pierce lived with "Sue," his mail-order Hungarian bride. Sue knew almost no English, but she was the only person Kaiser could talk to. Her husband worked 12-hour days on his shortwave radio show and newsletter, and Pierce shunned nearly all human contact.

Kaiser said Sue did not try to hide her contempt and dislike of Pierce, Kaiser said. Pierce didn't seem to mind. He only wanted the women for cooking, cleaning and sex, she said. Like his other mail-order brides, Sue ran away the moment she could receive permission to stay in the United States without Pierce.

Kaiser clashed with Pierce because she refused to work without pay. "I told Kevin, 'I'll work for love or money, and Dr. Pierce will give me neither.'"

At first, they lived on about $300 a month in a run-down trailer next to Pierce, and then they moved to an apartment in Hillsboro. Some local women tried to reach out to her. One took care of her children one day a week.

But when they found out about her racist ideology, some shied away. She broke off one friendship when she found out a relative was dating someone who wasn't white.

She had three children - two boys, Oskar and Edgar, and a girl, Klara Vita, named after Adolf Hitler's mother.

In 1995, they moved to Rochester, Minn., a nearly all-white city. But the move didn't break Kaiser's isolation. She couldn't invite friends to her house, for fear they'd find the racist pamphlets stacked on the dining-room table. Strom said she couldn't take her children to the YMCA because it was dedicated to the destruction of the white American family.

Kaiser began to clash with Strom more often. She questioned why the family could not eat meat (Hitler was a vegetarian) and whether women should have the right to vote. Strom would argue with her for hours at a time, until finally she agreed with his point of view.

But when her son Edgar was diagnosed with autism, social workers began to visit. Kaiser remembers one incident where Strom told social workers that Edgar could not attend a special program because children of other races were included.

"He had his hand on my shoulder, and they asked me, 'What do you think about that, Kirsten,' and I froze up, I was so terrified."

One worker slipped her a pamphlet called "You Deserve Better" about domestic violence, and Kaiser eventually ran to a women's shelter. She spent 10 days in a hospital under psychiatric evaluation.

Meanwhile, Strom maneuvered to gain control over their children. He called Kaiser crazy and moved the children to his mother's house in Texas.

It took Kaiser more than four years to regain custody. Even today, her children must spend six weeks a year with their father.

One time after her children came home, her 8-year-old son Oskar announced, "I hate black people." Kaiser responded by bringing them to a black friend's house to play with their children, and asking, "Do you hate them?"

Her children are just now beginning to learn about their father's ideology, Kaiser said.

After Pierce's death last year, Strom has become one of the most powerful men in the National Alliance. With his Web page and radio show, it is hard to shield them, Kaiser said.

But Kaiser believes that she is teaching her children to make their own choices, and they will choose to reject their father's beliefs, even as they love him as a person.

Kaiser said schools need more counselors to identify the sort of anti-social behaviors that can lead to hateful activity. And, she promised to continue to speak out about her own experience.

"No one warned me," she said. "I had no clue how crazy these people were."

Comedy Time: Jew Experts Are OK With Shepardic Jews

Shepardic Jews? LMAO. I wonder if it is the Joooo's fault why these sisters look so worn out. Seriously, grab some popcorn and watch these Joooo paranoid Internet Circus Freaks:



I picked part two, because it was the funniest of their trilogy.

Frank Weltner, Another Joooo Obsessed Paranoid Internet Circus Freak

Frank Weltner, is a librarian without a dental plan. He also runs Jew Watch. It isn't his intention to defame Jews. Yeah, like it isn't my intention to ridicule internet circus freaks likes Frank on this blog. Why can't most Joooo hating imbeciles at least be honest?

Frank Weltner is a crook and a con man. From Wikipedia:
St. Louis City Circuit Judge Julian L. Bush permanently barred Frank Weltner and his site InternetDonation.org from soliciting funds in Missouri for charitable purposes after it was revealed by State Attorney General Jay Nixon that Frank Weltner had set up multiple websites soliciting funds for Katrina victims and then redirected those wishing to donate to his site that collected money for Jew Watch.[23] A press release from the Attorney General said: "Anyone who takes advantage of the generosity and compassion of his fellow citizens in an attempt to fund his hate-filled Web site should never again be in the position to solicit charitable funds from well-meaning Missourians".[24]

He should have at least spent some of the money he defrauded on his teeth.

Strom actually thinks the Mossad was behind 9/11. He'll buy into any theory that maligns Jews in any way shape or form, no matter if zero evidence exists. He is no different than the other freaks on my Internet Circus Freak list.

He is also a member of the National Alliance, a white nationalist and white supremacist organization. I wonder if he and Kevin Strom shared kiddie porn stories. It is funny, in the following video how he brushes aside NA's mandate:



He has a series of videos on Youtube that seem to be quite popular amongst Muslims and white supremacists (what a combo).

More about Strom. Jayne Gardener take note:

Strom's marriage to his first wife, Kirsten Helene Kaiser, produced three children.[8] Since their marriage ended, Kaiser has spoken out about her life with Strom in several interviews.[8][9] She has also written a book on her experiences with Strom and the National Alliance entitled The Bondage of Self (ISBN 0-9720705-5-9). Kaiser claimed that Strom was an extremely controlling husband who forced her to abstain from meat, forbade her to wear blue jeans, and predetermined her favorite music, Mozart.[9] She has since disavowed the racist beliefs she held while married to Strom and has summarized their years together: "Hundreds of women like me have gotten hooked up with some man from a racist group who controls their lives. I want them to know that if I can escape and regain my soul, they can too."[8]

Why Do Arabs Lie So Much About Jews?

Arab lies about Jews and Israel have been rampant even before Israel became a nation. You have to wonder about a group that needs to lie in order to make their cause just. Either a cause is just based on facts or it is not.
Same goes for the Paranoid Internet Circus Freaks who pollute the blogosphere. They use the same lies, new lies, and rhetoric to try to villify the Jews.
Here are a bunch of lies that have circulated around the internet recently. Most are too ridiculous to debunk, but if you click the links provided you will either see the refutation or the actual hilarious accusations:

#1 That 4000 jews didn't go to work and Israeli Mossad flew planes in the WTC.

#2 That CNN used old footage to show palestinians dancing in the streets on 9/11 CNN link

#3 That pokemon is a jewish conspiracy to keep arab children from praying to Allah

#4 Special Ingredient For Jewish Holidays is Human Blood From Non-Jewish Youth

#5 6 Israeli citizens were detained in US with maps of nuclear plants

#6. Nude female soldiers new 'Zionist' weapon


#7 Guantanamo is the Real Auschwitz

#8 Israel behind anthrax

#9 Palestinian fake funeral (Youtube)

#10 Israel behind the Bali bombings. Bin Laden is a Jew.

#11 Arabs lie about photo the day the intifada broke out. The bloodied person is actually a Jew.

#12 Blood Libel stories against the Jews persist in the Arab world

#13 Israel created Tsunami using nukes

#14 Jews behind the genocide in Darfur

#15 Arab Protocols version includes the "fact" that Israelis use hot red pokers on the eyes of Palestinians

#16 Palestinians claim woman was x-rayed to death by Israelis

#17 Israel behind Egyptian bombings

#18 Serbs and Jews conspire against Islam


#19 Israel uses poison gas on Palestinians

NOTE: If anyone has more Arab lies, I will gladly edit and add them to this list. Just leave them in the comment section.

H/T Yahoo poster "Arab_Nationalism_Is_Racism"

Jews Are No Longer The Number One Scapegoat In The West

Finally after 2,000 years, Jews are now the number two scapegoats in the West.

Breaking Jews: Christianity A Fiction Fashioned By Semites

This ridicules the Paranoid Internet Circus Freaks like Jayne Gardener, Chris Womak, and Peter Grimm tremendously. It could easily have been written by any of them, but it wasn't. It is complete satire, which is how their writings should be viewed.

Twenty centuries later, a secret revealed...but you have to give them credit. They can keep a straight face with the best of them.

(Jivester News, Lmtd.) In a breathtaking announcement today, Rabbi Soyvitch Goldberginsky told a slightly confused gathering of End Timers at a How to Dress for the Rapture: Boxers, Briefs or Dangler's Puffery seminar in Las Vegas, Nevada that the basis for their religion, the founding gospels of the New Testament were in fact part of an elaborate gag perpetrated by "...a few wisenheimers back in the day. The guys were sitting around, tossing shrimp at pigs for who-knows-why, when one of them says "Hey, what if we say that God shtupped a zaftig and Jr. will give everyone a Get Out of Hell card? And they will have to sing ass-kissing songs and feel bad a lot of the time, just like us."

The audience, who stopped breathing as they scratched their heads, were a bit confused by the announcement. Added Goldberginsky, "What, you didn't know that? You didn't maybe suspect a little something was up with all the David Blaine stuff? Millions of people in the "I'm With Stupid" line and still you don't know? It was a giggle. A zoo. We made it up. What, you thought Yawheh was real too? If I slap your face does wind come out?"

Ed Handlebarb of Grunting, West Virginia, who was attending the conference as part of God's Plan to place him "...near tall, naked white women" did not understand what Goldberginsky was saying. "Did he say Jesus was a Jew? Everybody knows he was a Christian--I mean, yeah, He was a Jew, but His dad was a Christian. Well, His dad was a Jew--no, He did business with the Jews and made a baby with a Jew, but then he became a Christian. He was baptized and everything...they made that shit up? Holy mother of daddy, what the hell am I supposed to pray to now?"

A slight digression vis a vis the Punking of the Gentiles Story: after his stunning public admission to Jewish complicity in the World's Longest Running Gag, a crowd of angry men in long coats and hats began to taunt Soyvitch upon his arrival back in Los Angeles--the Orthodox men wore hats that had been blocked with an attention to detail that should shame anyone who ever tried to block a hat and then charged someone else--i.e. the paying customer for what was obviously substandard work...I mean, so many so-called haberdashers charge for work that is garbage--their so-called craft should stumble and die and rot in a dump. Lousy work that should be loudly condemned and people should dance and laugh at how dumped it all is. But I digress. You would too, if you paid for a hat to be blocked and then it came back like a rhombus. A rhombus. I kid you not. Anyway...

Well, I've had my say. The crowd of Orthodox Jews gathered around and started yelling and making those loud grunting sounds they are famous for. One man with a beard like a wolverine with a mouthful of bear fur who just ate a hair pie during a full moon in a barbershop called out, "Shut your trap, Soyvitch. What, you want the gentiles to get wise? Are you a crazy person? Everything was fine. They were sending cash to the Likkud with great regularity, and now you want they should feel stupid? We should stone you where you stand. Wait, move a little to the left...not my left, your left. Good: that is where we should stone you."

Spokesmen for various Christian groups responded to this story, each adding a unique perspective. Pope German Guy With a Weird Rat Like Face seemed resigned to the whole brouhaha. Pausing while loading gold bars into his VW van, the Pope told this interviewer, "I knew this day would come. I had it in the pool. Das tut mir leid." After loading the van up the Pope jumped in the back as his driver started the engine. It lunged a little, made a grinding sound, stopped short, and then was blown apart by normally cautious bazooka-wielding Bishops who were concerned that the gold bars might not be used for God's Greater Glory or whatever.

"We felt the Holy Spirit," said one Bishop who asked that we don't ask any questions about the Holy Spirit's age. I'd say the lad was eight or nine, ten tops. And I'm sorry, but those were tears in that little boy's eyes. Big Catholic tears.

American Christian Fundamentalists remained non-plussed by the announcement. "Look-the Jews control Hollywood, know what I mean?" said Reverend G. Happy "Doc" Doolittle of the Very First Baptist Church in Little Vapors, Mississippi. "Hollywood is Entertainment, you understand? Show folks a good time, maybe make them think a little--maybe not. And if they invented Christianity the way Soyvitch contendeth, they must have had a good reason for what they have done. Surely, they will die and reside in everlasting fire, but where will that fire come from? I ain't gonna pay for it. You gonna pay for it? They made up Satan, too--think he's gonna pay for it? I don't think he's gonna pay for it. Hallelujah. Lost at last, lost at last, thank them Jew Boys, we are lost at last!"

CNN, unsure of just about everything except how many pharmaceutical companies are coming to their summer picnic, has decided to not cover this story. Wolf Blitzer, speaking on condition of anonymity, said (anonymously, of course), "Dick Cheney doesn't give a shit about God. Why should I? Dick? Anyone? I got a situation here. Which is good, because I'm in the Situation Room. I'm dying."

Deepak Chopra has been giggling incoherently for about a week and could not be channeled for comment.

Well, that does it for tonight. Tune in later this week when Jivester News goes undercover to reveal the truth about some other once sacred, now discarded, pile of utter nonsense.

Go with God.

From Jesus' General and crossposted at Correntewire

OK, back to my weather machine:)

Free Kevin Strom Rally Held In Sweden

Oh, me bad. This one is for Ernst Zundel. Same crowd though. It is a well known fact that white supremacists are heavily into kiddie porn and incest.

Stormfront's leader Kevin Strom just happened to get caught.

For the record. I don't think Zundel should be in jail. He shouldn't be in Canada either. But I wouldn't march with a bunch a pedophiles in protest. I don't mind him being in jail either.

The Zundel rally was a meth dealers wet dream. Whoever was dealing that day, probably made a killing.

The War Against Britain's Jews

Backseat Blogger has linked a very good documentary on anti-semitism in Britain.

Yes Gert (Developing Your Web Presence), it is a growing problem in Britain. The wacked out far Left are pouring fuel on the anti-semitic flames that the Muslim and Fascist Right start, causing a very dangerous situation for Jews in England.

Here is part 4 of 6, how irrational hatred for Israel spills over to domestic hatred of the Jews in Britain. For the rest, check out Backstreet Blogger's post:

Who Controls America?

Anti-semitism (I should says anti-Jewish for the idiotic individuals who are trying to change the meaning of the word) is all over internet. Any imbecile can put together a meaningless edited videos while throwing in rhetoric and lies.


Elder of Ziyon did a pretty funny response to the above video: