Are You A Joooo Obsessed Paranoid Internet Circus Freak

Gert, over at Developing Your Web Presence has devised a short quiz for normal intelligent people to laugh at, and for mentally ill people to take seriously.

Gert there is one correction I would like to make. The word Joooo only has four o's:

Are you a Jooooooo obsessed paranoid Internet circus freak?

Considering that there seems to be a resurgence of anti-Semites of the more comical variety on the Tinkerwebs, I'm offering anyone who might be in doubt a simple test to figure out whether he or she belongs in that category. It involves answering a few simple questions: test your knowledge. Scoring at the bottom of this post.

Holocaust:

1. The Holocaust didn't happen. It was invented by Jooooooos, so that said Jooooooos could seize Palestine and make it the HQ of Joooooooish World DominationTM. True or false?

2. The Holocaust did happen but it was perpetrated by the Jooooooos. They sacrificed "a few of their own", so that said Jooooooos could seize Palestine and make it the HQ of Joooooooish World DominationTM. True or false?

Protocols of the Elders of Zion:

1. The Protocols are not a hoax, they are an authentic document, pertaining to Joooooooish World DominationTM. True or false?

2. The Protocols are a hoax committed by Jooooooos and used as a trap to identify non-Joooooooish anti-Semites, thereby ostracising the latter for the greater good of Joooooooish World DominationTM. True or false?

Scoring: if you answer one or more of these questions as "True", then in all likelyhood you are a Jooooooo obsessed paranoid Internet circus freak. Please form an orderly queue so we can insert you at Judeophobe Watch's pantheon of Jooooooo Paranoid Imbeciles and Internet Circus Freaks (scroll down the right sidebar, you might already be up there...). Thanks for participating!